these are my thoughts

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them
Oct 9

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

(via zackisontumblr)

geometricdeathtrap:

I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving
Oct 9

geometricdeathtrap:

I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving

(via zackisontumblr)

deaneggsandsam:

adult: β€œdo u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

(via kriiistinn)

Oct 9
Oct 9

(Source: mansguilt, via cknd)


Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
Oct 9

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

(Source: featherandarrow, via teen-w0nder)

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

(via trust)

Oct 9
Oct 9

(via slipping-into-insxnity)

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

(via geniusly)

Oct 8
#mcm my daddy’s new toy 😍 #porsche πŸš•πŸš•
Sep 29

#mcm my daddy’s new toy 😍 #porsche πŸš•πŸš•

Sep 26

(Source: 8v0, via eclecticpandas)

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: irzs, via shouldnt)

Sep 23

typesunni:

It’s hard when someone means well but they just annoy you.

(via b0mbshell101)

Sep 23

arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

image

(via livestrongtobestrong)

Sep 23
Sep 23

(Source: seasonal-s, via bitrates)

Sep 23

irresisting:

(if ur reading this i hope u know ur wanted)

(Source: katebrien.com, via lovurs)